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DEAR significant number of MEN.

While you go around calling women fatties, uglies, cows and what-not, and grimacing, sneering and snorting hurtfully at all you don't like, you better hope you are virgins. Because if you're not, most of you are secretly being compared, judged, gossiped about or outright trash-talked.
Because honestly, the 2 minutes with you were fun while they lasted, until you - only you - came and fell asleep.
Because really, your 1-hour-performance could actually be worthwile if you could actually PERFORM rather than trying to get it going with all the alcohol getting in the way.
Because seriously, after that one black guy, I have trouble detecting your little chili pepper.
Because, let's face it, cuddling doesn't cut it for me if you can't get it up.
Because you gotta be mad to put that saggy uncut thing anywhere near my face.
Because I love a big one, but not when all you ever do with it, is just to peck away
Because, that bend is really funny, but does it do anything other than bend?
Because it's kinda weird that your belly and thighs are all peach, yet your dick is purple.
Because you got a nice dick going for you, but what, except help you have an orgasm, can it do for me?

And yet, 90% of men think they're God's gift to the world of sex and sexiness. Ironically, my fat ass did not get in the way of quite a large number of conquests, while a lot of fucks I dished out, I would have liked to take back - unfuck the guy if you will.
The thing is, I've had piss-poor memories with big guys, and great ones with small guys, and can't really say that size is key to good sex or relationship. Unless you're suffering from micropenis of course. Other than that, all sizes, shapes and colors of dicks, can be fun, and their owners lovable/fuckable.
Now if only you assholes handled the same reasoning with females and their asses, tits, bellies, noses etc. instead of acting like your penis makes you fuckable by default and only men get to have what they call "standards" (who came up with the current ideal female shape being "standard" anyway?). If I were to reject every guy who is short, poorly-hung, has a bit of a belly, a poorly chosen tattoo or a crooked nose, I would be a very lonely person. Scrap that, I would be a virgin.

Acceptance goes both ways. You don't want your dick trashed. So lay off a girl's ass. Just as you may think that your saggy, maggot-like foreskin is beautiful and would not want to have your ego crushed by being told otherwise, a woman gets to feel perfectly fine with herself and it cannot be too much to ask to respect, appreciate and not trash that.

So next time you're thinking about making a woman feel bad about her body, ask your penis how his quest for world domination is working out.
Before hating on women for their flawed body, be sure that thing representing your manliness is perfect.

May I just add that I am not telling anyone to give a person a try that they do not feel attracted to. That's self-rape. What I am asking for, is treating a person respectfully and not shouting "Kill it with fire" or other mean shit at people with physical flaws. Hell, I think stuff sometimes. I can feel grossed out. Sometimes I even find it hard not to stare, it's human nature. I recently talked to a woman with a full beard. It was weird and I wondered why the hell she won't shave. And it's okay to THINK shit, just, keep it that way. Nothing good will come from voicing your thoughts in such cases.

Actually I was inspired by this to finally say something:
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DarkRoseFaithless666 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  New member Hobbyist Artist
I really don't understand alot of other guys who are like this. I assume that it makes them feel powerful or some crap like that. And would someone explain to me why everybody intentionally looks like sticks nowadays? Everytime I've been with a thin woman I'm afraid I'll break her bones or something similar.
crookedalley Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
:iconfacepalmplz: Jesus fucking Christ....

Because obviously the best way to end body-shaming is with further body-shaming, right?

Look, I get your anger. I get your desire for revenge over actual justice, but this isn't right and you know it. Many times I've had to fight back that nasty, uneducated voice inside telling me to respond to misandry by becoming a misogynist. You have to watch the same urges. You don't stop misogynistic crap like that by becoming a misandrist. All you'll end up doing is making the true egalitarians shun you while giving misogynistic body-shamers a justification for their bullshit.

Revenge isn't the path to take here. Don't let your rage feed on you, turning you into the very thing you're trying to combat. I guess what I'm trying to say is: Calm down and handle this rationally, because that shows that you are better than the psychos you are standing against.

Also, inb4 "this guy has a small penis lawl". I actually WAS looking for Small Penis Humiliation(a fetish of mine) when I came across this, but like any fetish or other enjoyable pastime, it can be twisted into something ugly and hurtful if taken in the wrong context or misused for horrible reasons. Essentially, this post's effect on me is similar to(yet not as traumatic as) a woman who is into S&M and being a sub getting kidnapped, tied up, and raped. Elements of what she enjoys are thrown into the mostly-negative experience, which just causes her to hurt all the more. Obviously, nothing as traumatic or damaging as a rape occurred here, but you still(unintentionally) made the experience doubly unpleasant for me by taking something I really enjoy and twisting it into an ideologically-charged vent post.

I don't want you to feel bad for doing that, though, or put up trigger warnings or any dumb shit like that. A simple fact of life is that a lot of people are going to act like complete assholes most of the time, and there's nothing you can do about it. Another simple, unfortunate fact that can't be changed is that you WILL see the things you love and enjoy perverted in the worst ways, and the best thing you can do in both situations is to relax, accept the universe for the oppressive chaotic force that it is, and either move on without a word or(in my case) try to be cool and give any rational discourse which you think may or may not be useful to the person you just encountered.
YourDAMOCLES Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, some of them are very fucking beyond being rude and so goddamn blind, then once you turn the tables....

Luckily not all men are that piece of trash asshole.
hundefrau Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I approve of this message :nod:
Well said, well said :la:
LoLaLoNgThEWoRlD Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist
thx for this!

:fight: i really hate that situations too! but as weird as it sounds, I've never thought off defending myself with this argument^^ but..seems legit O.
rifraf-nz Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012
mine is actually too big

big enough that I've accidentally injured partners

to quote Worf from STNG
"I tried a human woman once and I broke her"

honestly it sucks
AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Professional General Artist
I guess it does. While I manage any size :D I did meet a guy whose dick was so huge that, when hard, it hung heavily and he couldn't do anything with it. I have to say, it wasn't just huge, it was disproportionate. He was a rather petite guy and that thing was as big as his lower arm...
Though as for injuries, if it makes you feel any better... Small dicks have drawn blood; all it takes is drought...

Oh god I see you're from around here ^^;
Synthomatic Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This is a serious problem.
That can be solved by DANCING
AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Professional General Artist
Synthomatic Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
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