DEAR significant number of MEN.
While you go around calling women fatties, uglies, cows and what-not, and grimacing, sneering and snorting hurtfully at all you don't like, you better hope you are virgins. Because if you're not, most of you are secretly being compared, judged, gossiped about or outright trash-talked.
Because honestly, the 2 minutes with you were fun while they lasted, until you - only you - came and fell asleep.
Because really, your 1-hour-performance could actually be worthwile if you could actually PERFORM rather than trying to get it going with all the alcohol getting in the way.
Because seriously, after that one black guy, I have trouble detecting your little chili pepper.
Because, let's face it, cuddling doesn't cut it for me if you can't get it up.
Because you gotta be mad to put that saggy uncut thing anywhere near my face.
Because I love a big one, but not when all you ever do with it, is just to peck away
Because, that bend is really funny, but does it do anything other than bend?
Because it's kinda weird that your belly and thighs are all peach, yet your dick is purple.
Because you got a nice dick going for you, but what, except help you have an orgasm, can it do for me?
And yet, 90% of men think they're God's gift to the world of sex and sexiness. Ironically, my fat ass did not get in the way of quite a large number of conquests, while a lot of fucks I dished out, I would have liked to take back - unfuck the guy if you will.
The thing is, I've had piss-poor memories with big guys, and great ones with small guys, and can't really say that size is key to good sex or relationship. Unless you're suffering from micropenis of course. Other than that, all sizes, shapes and colors of dicks, can be fun, and their owners lovable/fuckable.
Now if only you assholes handled the same reasoning with females and their asses, tits, bellies, noses etc. instead of acting like your penis makes you fuckable by default and only men get to have what they call "standards" (who came up with the current ideal female shape being "standard" anyway?). If I were to reject every guy who is short, poorly-hung, has a bit of a belly, a poorly chosen tattoo or a crooked nose, I would be a very lonely person. Scrap that, I would be a virgin.
Acceptance goes both ways. You don't want your dick trashed. So lay off a girl's ass. Just as you may think that your saggy, maggot-like foreskin is beautiful and would not want to have your ego crushed by being told otherwise, a woman gets to feel perfectly fine with herself and it cannot be too much to ask to respect, appreciate and not trash that.
So next time you're thinking about making a woman feel bad about her body, ask your penis how his quest for world domination is working out.