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DEAR significant number of MEN.

While you go around calling women fatties, uglies, cows and what-not, and grimacing, sneering and snorting hurtfully at all you don't like, you better hope you are virgins. Because if you're not, most of you are secretly being compared, judged, gossiped about or outright trash-talked.
Because honestly, the 2 minutes with you were fun while they lasted, until you - only you - came and fell asleep.
Because really, your 1-hour-performance could actually be worthwile if you could actually PERFORM rather than trying to get it going with all the alcohol getting in the way.
Because seriously, after that one black guy, I have trouble detecting your little chili pepper.
Because, let's face it, cuddling doesn't cut it for me if you can't get it up.
Because you gotta be mad to put that saggy uncut thing anywhere near my face.
Because I love a big one, but not when all you ever do with it, is just to peck away
Because, that bend is really funny, but does it do anything other than bend?
Because it's kinda weird that your belly and thighs are all peach, yet your dick is purple.
Because you got a nice dick going for you, but what, except help you have an orgasm, can it do for me?

And yet, 90% of men think they're God's gift to the world of sex and sexiness. Ironically, my fat ass did not get in the way of quite a large number of conquests, while a lot of fucks I dished out, I would have liked to take back - unfuck the guy if you will.
The thing is, I've had piss-poor memories with big guys, and great ones with small guys, and can't really say that size is key to good sex or relationship. Unless you're suffering from micropenis of course. Other than that, all sizes, shapes and colors of dicks, can be fun, and their owners lovable/fuckable.
Now if only you assholes handled the same reasoning with females and their asses, tits, bellies, noses etc. instead of acting like your penis makes you fuckable by default and only men get to have what they call "standards" (who came up with the current ideal female shape being "standard" anyway?). If I were to reject every guy who is short, poorly-hung, has a bit of a belly, a poorly chosen tattoo or a crooked nose, I would be a very lonely person. Scrap that, I would be a virgin.

Acceptance goes both ways. You don't want your dick trashed. So lay off a girl's ass. Just as you may think that your saggy, maggot-like foreskin is beautiful and would not want to have your ego crushed by being told otherwise, a woman gets to feel perfectly fine with herself and it cannot be too much to ask to respect, appreciate and not trash that.

So next time you're thinking about making a woman feel bad about her body, ask your penis how his quest for world domination is working out.
Before hating on women for their flawed body, be sure that thing representing your manliness is perfect.

May I just add that I am not telling anyone to give a person a try that they do not feel attracted to. That's self-rape. What I am asking for, is treating a person respectfully and not shouting "Kill it with fire" or other mean shit at people with physical flaws. Hell, I think stuff sometimes. I can feel grossed out. Sometimes I even find it hard not to stare, it's human nature. I recently talked to a woman with a full beard. It was weird and I wondered why the hell she won't shave. And it's okay to THINK shit, just, keep it that way. Nothing good will come from voicing your thoughts in such cases.

Actually I was inspired by this to finally say something:
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DarkRoseFaithless666 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I really don't understand alot of other guys who are like this. I assume that it makes them feel powerful or some crap like that. And would someone explain to me why everybody intentionally looks like sticks nowadays? Everytime I've been with a thin woman I'm afraid I'll break her bones or something similar.
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crookedalley Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
:iconfacepalmplz: Jesus fucking Christ....

Because obviously the best way to end body-shaming is with further body-shaming, right?

Look, I get your anger. I get your desire for revenge over actual justice, but this isn't right and you know it. Many times I've had to fight back that nasty, uneducated voice inside telling me to respond to misandry by becoming a misogynist. You have to watch the same urges. You don't stop misogynistic crap like that by becoming a misandrist. All you'll end up doing is making the true egalitarians shun you while giving misogynistic body-shamers a justification for their bullshit.


Revenge isn't the path to take here. Don't let your rage feed on you, turning you into the very thing you're trying to combat. I guess what I'm trying to say is: Calm down and handle this rationally, because that shows that you are better than the psychos you are standing against.


Also, inb4 "this guy has a small penis lawl". I actually WAS looking for Small Penis Humiliation(a fetish of mine) when I came across this, but like any fetish or other enjoyable pastime, it can be twisted into something ugly and hurtful if taken in the wrong context or misused for horrible reasons. Essentially, this post's effect on me is similar to(yet not as traumatic as) a woman who is into S&M and being a sub getting kidnapped, tied up, and raped. Elements of what she enjoys are thrown into the mostly-negative experience, which just causes her to hurt all the more. Obviously, nothing as traumatic or damaging as a rape occurred here, but you still(unintentionally) made the experience doubly unpleasant for me by taking something I really enjoy and twisting it into an ideologically-charged vent post.

I don't want you to feel bad for doing that, though, or put up trigger warnings or any dumb shit like that. A simple fact of life is that a lot of people are going to act like complete assholes most of the time, and there's nothing you can do about it. Another simple, unfortunate fact that can't be changed is that you WILL see the things you love and enjoy perverted in the worst ways, and the best thing you can do in both situations is to relax, accept the universe for the oppressive chaotic force that it is, and either move on without a word or(in my case) try to be cool and give any rational discourse which you think may or may not be useful to the person you just encountered.
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YourDAMOCLES Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, some of them are very fucking beyond being rude and so goddamn blind, then once you turn the tables....

Luckily not all men are that piece of trash asshole.
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hundefrau Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I approve of this message :nod:
Well said, well said :la:
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LoLaLoNgThEWoRlD Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist
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thx for this!

:fight: i really hate that situations too! but as weird as it sounds, I've never thought off defending myself with this argument^^ but..seems legit O.ö
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rifraf-nz Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012
mine is actually too big

big enough that I've accidentally injured partners

to quote Worf from STNG
"I tried a human woman once and I broke her"

honestly it sucks
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AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Professional General Artist
I guess it does. While I manage any size :D I did meet a guy whose dick was so huge that, when hard, it hung heavily and he couldn't do anything with it. I have to say, it wasn't just huge, it was disproportionate. He was a rather petite guy and that thing was as big as his lower arm...
Though as for injuries, if it makes you feel any better... Small dicks have drawn blood; all it takes is drought...

Oh god I see you're from around here ^^;
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Synthomatic Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This is a serious problem.
That can be solved by DANCING
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AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Professional General Artist
:boogie::headbang::boogie::headbang::boogie::headbang:
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Synthomatic Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
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AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Professional General Artist
I can't compete with that :iconcryingplz:
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Synthomatic Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
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AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Professional General Artist
:worship:
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Synthomatic Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
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AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Professional General Artist
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NOT KOSHER NOT KOSHER NOT KOSHER
CHOPPED LIVER PLZ!!!!
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chipiri Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
I wonder all the time why people are mean to each other. It's just....unavoidable I guess.
lol, you filed this under 'philosophical' I LOVE it XD
And my God woman, WHY OH WHY do you feed those trolls???
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PuppetAngel Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012
That's true, its not right to be trashing on people! Its also girls though I think. Both male and female trash on each other, on their own gender too, and I think they should be a lot nicer. Yeah, I've said some nasty stuff but its either personality wise, for a reason(though mostly about personality still...), or I'm obviously joking. For example: My family sometimes calls me a whale and says I'm so fat I'm taking up the place. I'm 75 pounds so its a contradiction and a joke.

Overall this was amazing and I really agree with this. Maybe someday you'll make a poem vice versa with guys to girls but hey, your choice, right? I guess this one got the point across for both though and showed that people really need to respect others; people of all races, genders, everything should be respectful of everyone else because you don't know them. If they're an ass then sure; you can be rude but even then don't go overboard with it unless its something really bad that they did.
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Arabascan Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012
Talking about micropenises: Do not underestimate men with them, there are great ways to have sex even without using male genitalia. Otherwise, lesbians would live a pityful life...

And... the thing you said goes the other way round as well. Gossiping about the looks of a male is as bad as doing about a female, isn't it?
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AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
It is just as bad, however that is exactly my point. Many men seem to have no notion of their own vulnerability and of how imperfect and subject to criticism they are as they go around shit-talking the female flaws.

As for micropenis, I'm not getting into all the sexual techniques out there, I know there are fingers and toys, but this post is about men and how they think their dick makes their flaws more acceptable than a female's.
On a personal note though, the lack of dick involved in lesbian sex is exactly why I'm not interested in taking my bi-curiosity beyond kissing and tit-groping... I like dick. I love dick. I just don't think it's more sacred than my ass.
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Arabascan Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012
Seriously... if more people would react like you did but in RL, directly to the people who're insulting them, I think that might change VERY quickly. :)
And... I know that this isn't the main topic, but... you might like it that way, but how can you know that you don't the other way?
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TaevaFae Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
I love that last line. I'm so going to use that. XD
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animenerd26 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
:thumbsup: I approve of this message.
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PurpleFawne Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Well put.
Men and women are both insecure about their bodies, because everyone keeps telling us we HAVE to look a certain way!
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AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
Let me just pick you up on this quote:
"You offended me personally because you're a dumb slut and you ruin the world for the rest of the decent girls out there by furthering the idea of "be a slut for free stuff."

Contribute to this site? You wasted money on this shit? This site is HORRIBLE, filled with the scum of the art world. The amount of whiny little 13 year olds complaining about their "horrible" life is out of control. I wouldn't contribute shit to this site if I had everything in the world. Right, you're creativity. "LOL SHOWIN OFF MY BREASTS FOR DISOUNTS BRB" Sucking off guys for free stuff, if that's creativity then I'm glad I'll never have any."

Wow, you're basing your attacks on LIES your own sick mind has made up. You claim I suck dicks for free stuff. I only remember mentioning some CLEAVAGE and flirtateous looks. Huh. So your genes are inferior to the point where you cannot base yourself on facts? Wow.

Though you're right about this place attracting a lot of scum. You and your strange mission of "invest time and energy in insulting people" is a nice example of scum users.
And yes, I contribute art that has thousands of watchers, and only 2 haters - you and some other small-minded puritan/fundamentalist Muslim/Hassidic Jew/whatever intolerant bunch you're from.
Since deviantART is not a competition site for the most lady-like, but for artists, my contribution is, unlike yours, significant. Wait, whatever gender you are, you're also not very lady-like or "a Sir". If you were anything other than a filthy, vulgar bottom-feeder, you would handle the offense you decided to take from my sex life, in a way that does not limit itself to 4-letter harassment. But I guess that's the best you can do? Sad. Please don't breed.
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AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
One is you, the other one is whoever owns a gun and knows where you live, and still won't elevate the quality of the human gene pool by emptying a few rounds up your ass.
So if you want to share your brilliant lame ideas of how to create spam accounts only to use the words whore, fuck, slut, dick, cunt over and over, just sit in front of a mirror.

You know, I can get haters for my political opinions because such things actually concern peoples' lives... But you're the first one pathetic enough to invest your time and energy in my sex life. Sad that you care, really. If you're so much better than me, why won't you invest your perceived greatness in changing something for the better by getting your hands dirty, rather than flaming people on the net?
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AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
So all Muslims go boom? Also, you must be truly inferior to me, if my short list seemed exhaustive to you. I was merely too lazy to list the countless other options.

Did it take me a week..? Umm what? Do you think that everyone out there is as obsessed with other people as you are? Has it not occurred to your inferior ass that I wasn't thinking much about you period?

And why are you even on this site, with what, 6? accounts, if it and its users are so worthless? What does it say about you to be sticking around?

I contribute more to the real world than your inferior genes. I donate universally appliccable, healthy 0- blood, I work and pay taxes, I work charity. I don't go around insulting people just because I'm bored. You're the one with no life anyone is gonna miss when gone, except your parents who are biologically programmed to mourn your "loss".

Also if I looked like a cocksucker-for-free-stuff to the world, then I wonder how come you're the only one taking this much issue with it. Either you represent the most important people out there, or the majority has a life and chooses not to give a shit what I do in my spare time as long as, unlike you, I do no harm to others. This last thing is another reason why I will always be your better.
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AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
You must be sub-human and of inferior genes (and hence have a moral obligation to kill yourself) if you think there is only one way to defend myself against your subhumanity which is by cursing back as pathetically vulgar and from the same bottom-feeder level you seem to have emerged from.
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AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
Ethics for beginners: treat others as you would like them to treat you. I don't harm people, you do. I am no bully, you are. Am I a slut? Maybe, but whom does this hurt? No disease, thanks to condoms and hygiene, no hurt feelings thanks to mutual respect.
My ethics, unlike yours, are fine.

Also, Middle East, poor? Are you fucking igno... wait, we've established previously that you are. You obviously haven't seen Lebanon or Israel if you think the Middle East is generally poor.
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AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
Also, you pathetic subhuman, the fact that you obsessively keep coming back and even go through the trouble of creating illegal harassment accounts, says more about you than it does about me, and it's not positive.
If you have half a brain, which I doubt, do explain to me why it's so important to you to keep begging for my attention? Are you one of those pathetic one night stands of mine that I didn't call or facebook after they fucked me to sleep? Well sorry then, but I only care about people who perform and behave in a desirable way, and obviously your performance must be pathetic since you're so - angrily - obsessed with someone else's more active sex life; and your behavior, well, we're seeing it right now, so no, you do not qualify for another round because I have decided to only encourage my fellow Jews in their sexual endeavors, and only if their genes are of a worthy quality. Yours are not, since you're vulgar, angry, a stalker and I'm pretty sure you're also dreaming of raping someone. Your behavior towards me, while I have not wronged you in my life, suggests "rapist and murderer in the making". Which in turn, strongly suggests inferior genes.
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AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
Bored as shit between games?
Thanks for confirming the stereotype of "bored, pathetic, aggressive cyberbully who has no life worth mentioning".
My stupidity? How am I stupid? For having an IQ of 137, or for not limiting my sex life to a boring one-dick-per-lifetime?
The only foolish thing I see myself doing, is engaging your pathetic ass.
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qtFailed Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012
so ive been following this amusement for awhile now. I cant help but comment now. You do realize that IQ tests have been proven to not accurately show intelligence? All they do is measure how good you are at taking tests. k now ill go away. I dont want to get caught up in anymore of this stuff.
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AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
Yes, intelligence is all about finding solutions to problems at hand. That is also what tests are all about.
And even without my IQ, this person's behavior alone shows his intellectual inferiority. Obsessively coming back to throw more insults for no valid reason, well, that's what they do in juvie and schools for "special" kids.
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qtFailed Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012
"capacity for learning, reasoning, understanding, and similar forms of mental activity; aptitude in grasping truths, relationships, facts, meanings, etc." THAT is the definition of "Intelligence." Not necessarily solving "problems," that would require an entirely different test. In fact I think they made a test just for that.

An intelligence test or the common "IQ" test is used to measure the CAPACITY for learning. For example, a legitimate test score of say 120 on the first IQ test is fine. However if we spend a week studying for a second test the score would no doubt go up to at the very least 130. So the base problem with an IQ test is that it can either check memory or in very rare cases the ability to learn. Or even more to the point it can test if you're a good test taker, preform well under pressure, or a combination of any of them. Regardless it's clearly flawed in itself and not an accurate measurement of "intelligence."

i dont really care to get involved with the person so you can stop bringing them into it. id rather focus about what we're discussing. not to mention you do realize that you cant accurately judge someones true personality from behind a screen right? Thinking you can do so is just naive and childish.
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Blah blah all men are assholes blah blah.
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Hehewuti Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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ALittleCr00ked Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for making my day xD
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XxRavenUchihaxX Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Amen my dear, amen xD! You have put it in such a way that all women think but probably don't care to say because they fear hurting someone's feelings. Which is my main problem with women, they try to protect peoples' feelings too much, then bitch behind someone's back and the person in question eventually finds out in a nasty way. I like that guys say as they think, but they do say too much and think too little sometimes lol

Anyways, bless you for your awesome speech to the asshole men (minus the nice ones who don't think that simply having being born with a penis makes them Lord).

Some trivia; in biological fact, all men start out as female while being conceived before the penis grows. Just sayin' :meow:
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Deathykinz Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Dear All Men".
All men are not the same.
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AnnaGiladi Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Professional General Artist
I know, I know.
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